My Confession

Well, I'm sorry I forgot your name,
After all the games I played,
I'm sorry that you think I'm a slut,
But it was so easy for you to fade away.

And I told you I was a virgin,
But I know I'll have no redemption,
But I will finally be honest with you,
Here are my confessions.

There was Luis, Jeffery, Michael, and Jack,
Kyle, Eric, Estefan, Mateo and Max,
Willy, Jose, Pablo, that kid that's a Jew,
I had all the Backstreet Boys... hell, I had N*Sync too!

And you were really good,
You were one of my favorites in the bunch,
But if I compared you all to meals,
Then I guess you were just brunch.

And yes there were a few thousands more,
And no, I'm not a prostitute,
I'm just the whore you adored,
But even without you, I'm still cute!

There was Steven, Carlos, Marcelo, and Peter,
Mark, Nauel, Fabio, and that dude from Seether,
Your best friend, your friend's friend, and your ex-girlfriend's boyfriend too,
Haha, and you know what? I'm not just talking about you.

I mess around with your new girlfriend behind your back,
And you know, your father and you have almost the same ball sack,
But his is bigger though,
And yes, I heard you the first ten times, you think I'm a hoe.

But these are the things you wanted to know while we were going out,
So, go sit in and cry in your corner because this letter verifies all your doubts,
I never cheated on you, I only made one tiny lie and it wasn't the worst,
You weren't number one, you were the hundred and thirty-first!